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Weekly Recap: Flexing for Christ, Duggar Family Secrets, QAnon Shaman Out of Prison, and More!
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Weekly Recap: Christ Cream, Christo Karen, Blood of Christ Socks, and More!
Thanks for checking out my newsletter! I hope you’ll subscribe! • I’m sick of talking about Instagram and you’re probably sick of hearing about it. But…
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Christian Nightmares Is Starting Over on Instagram
Well, I’ve been forced to start over again on Instagram. Maybe when I’m a little less angry and frustrated I’ll explain what happened and why I think it…
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Weekly Recap: Instagram vs. Christian Nightmares, Kidnapping Jesus, Performative Christianity, and More!
Thanks for checking out my newsletter! I hope you’ll subscribe! • So, as I mentioned before, a few weeks ago Instagram deleted my account for reasons…
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Weekly Recap: Mark of the Beast Hysteria, Useless Prayers, Flat Feet Healed, and More!
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Weekly Recap: Miracles at Texas de Brazil, Hair-raising Evangelism, Rapture Dreams, and More!
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Weekly Recap: Lax Bro for Christ, Jazzercise for Jesus, Satan Wants to be God, and More!
Thanks for checking out my newsletter! I hope you’ll subscribe! I’ve had better weeks. Instagram suspended my account again. It’s a long and very…
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A Lighthearted Christian Nightmare About Smoking Pot and Going to Church
I started smoking pot when I was 11 years old. I wasn’t always stoned in church, but inevitably it happened on numerous occasions. The usual Sunday…
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